List of bands that will make your kid homosexual, according to lovegodsway.org

bluepolicebox:

“One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music.  Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits.  Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy. 

There are multiple levels of Gay Music.  Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands.  They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving them wanting more.  They’ll move on to more dangerous bands and the next thing you know you’ve got a homosexual for a child. 
We’ve taken the time to highlight the bands that are particularly Gay.  Please take the time and dissect your child’s CD / iTunes catalog. If you find 3 or more of these bands in their collection it is time to take action.
We Strongly recommend that you burn the CDs.  Make sure your child is watching.  Make sure they can feel the heat. It is crucial that the image remains emblazoned in their young minds. They need to know that if they continue to listen to these bands they may Burn eternally as well.”

Bands to watch out for

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(Source: lovegodsway.org)

  • December 19
  • , 2011
  1. popcultureonpause reblogged this from inalittlewhileu2
  2. liortheeeyore reblogged this from carsica and added:
    Well, shit guys, I guess we’re all going to hell then.
  3. shes-dalyz reblogged this from beeedlethebard and added:
    Coldplay? Radiohead? Death Cab for Cutie? Vampire Weekend? The Strokes? Arcade Fire? Jeez.
  4. nightlessnights reblogged this from miss-superfantastisch and added:
    WTF!!?? this shit really made me angry,what’s wrong with people. bskjfCVSJHDfuy
  5. beeedlethebard reblogged this from snowbirds and added:
    Frank Sinatra? Red Hot Chili Peppers? Bright Eyes? The Stones? Really? JOHN MAYER!!!!!! THE SMITHS!!!!!!! REALLY!!!...
  6. xsunnychanx reblogged this from shadamyknuxamy
  7. url-goes-here reblogged this from krispykitten and added:
    Safe Music: Cyndi Lauper Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher) The Right Brothers (bush was right!) Dresden Dolls...
  8. brendosaur reblogged this from plansmadefortwo and added:
    is…it this a legitimate site? why am i laughing so hard?
  9. mckninja reblogged this from krispykitten and added:
    The String Cheese Incident…. hehehe…. that’s an actual band apparently? That’s an awesome name~
  10. eeveecurry reblogged this from krispykitten
  11. animran reblogged this from silverdisaster and added:
    Oh the funnies. Hahahah I listen to a lot of these artists. I will be turning gay soon. You’ve all been warned. LOL.
  12. iraesthoughts reblogged this from starswillshinebright and added:
    Ah, I see. So those people are the ones who did it to me.
  13. silverdisaster reblogged this from failuresque and added:
    I struck the bands I listen to a lot. Am I gay yet?
  14. starswillshinebright reblogged this from bluepolicebox and added:
    wowwwwwww…. i can’t even… jay-z. lololololol.
  15. shadamyknuxamy reblogged this from soulsexual431 and added:
    I would like to punch someone now
  16. brickabrack reblogged this from madaladeparade and added:
    I don’t like this at all.
  17. areyounutsessence reblogged this from madaladeparade and added:
    This list is jank.
  18. grosslyoutnumbered reblogged this from madaladeparade
  19. bitterflip reblogged this from krispykitten and added:
    I love you, kristmas
  20. doublejoeseven reblogged this from krispykitten and added:
    “Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies” I fucking lol’d.
  21. soulsexual431 reblogged this from krispykitten
  22. nessanessama reblogged this from joccey
  23. emthegiant reblogged this from joccey and added:
    Well, according to this list, I should be pretty gay. I see a flaw in this theory already.
  24. krispykitten reblogged this from kristmas and added:
    I vote someone make a petition to get this site taken down >:( this is absolutely disgusting also lizbians.
  25. yummydolphinnuptials reblogged this from kristmas
  26. joccey reblogged this from kristmas
  27. physcoballerina reblogged this from anarchyxxcrayons
  28. whatalovelynotion reblogged this from joanhollowayharris
  29. ninjagrape reblogged this from fantasy-kaleidoscope and added:
    This is fucking ridiculous. EDIT: I think this is a joke.. I hope so. :/
  30. someoneiusedtoknow reblogged this from busdriver
  31. fuckyeahdiomedes reblogged this from thehawks-nest and added:
    There are plenty of bands on this list whose inclusion makes no sense. But one name stands out. TOM WAITS Look,...
  32. senorpond reblogged this from bluepolicebox
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