December 2011
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Well I don’t know ‘bout you guys, but I have totally fucking fallen in love with Olivia Tremor Control recently. I know I’m late to that particular parade, but man, what a band!
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I will be making my live DJing debut this Friday, at YaYa’s in Northbridge. My good friend Sarah has opened an amazing new record store in Morely (Unknown Treasures), so this event is to be an Store Opening celebration. I’ll be dj’ing under the title MXSCULL throughout the night, and between Cape Town Lullaby and Burgers Of Beef. Sarah will be DJing afterwards (under the moniker...
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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website...
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )
A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do...
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )
A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )
A: Only at Christmas.
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MIXTAPE: Mixtape: Return Of The Son Of Mixtape... →
mixtaperadio:
1. Public Image Ltd – Public Image/ Death Disco (Oh God, The Tapedeck Is Chomping The Casette Megamix) 4:00ish
2. The Birthday Party – Dead Joe 3:09
3. Butthole Surfers – Woly Boly 2:45
4. Pere Ubu – Non-Alignment Pact 3:20
5. Devo – A Plan For U 3:15
6. The Residents – Boo Who 2:58
7. Dirty Beaches – A Hundred Highways 4:43
8. Pavement – Angel...
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List of bands that will make your kid homosexual,...
bluepolicebox:
“One of the most dangerous ways Homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents, please keep careful watch over your children’s listening habits. Especially in this age of Internet mp3 piracy.
There are multiple levels of Gay Music. Some bands are what we like to call Gateway Bands. They lure children in with Pop Grooves and Salacious Melodies leaving...
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MIXTAPE: Mixtape, The First →
mixtaperadio:
Future Of The Left - Polymers Are Forever 4:06
The Fall - Bury Pts. 1 + 3 6:36
The Urinals - Ack Ack Ack Ack 1:01
R. Stevie Moore - Cool Daddio 2:42
UV Race - Burn That Cat 2:01
Pixies - Build High 1:43
X - We’re Desperate 2:01
They Might Be Giants - Weep Day 1:51
Ween - Pork Roll Egg…
This was tonight’s setlist. It was rad.
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Official Mixtape Blog! →
Hey y’all, my brand new radio program debuts tonight! From six through to eight on Kalamunda Community Radio, 102.5fm. Unfortunately there’s no webstream (although I’m looking into other options), please feel free to visit the blog instead. I’ll be posting weekly setlists and other music related shit too. Hell, follow me, if you’d like. Make me feel like people care...
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Fuck Yez Ween: Ween →
harpoonedtoperfection:
I love them.
For the most part.
I like to pretend that “Spinal Meningitis (Got me down)” does not exist.
Deaner and Gener, I think you should know that Humorous songs about diseases lose a lot of their humor when the words “Am I gonna see God, mommy?” are spoken in…
Not everything Ween produce is supposed to be ‘funny’. There’s some real dark...
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How did Devo and The Residents sound so totally ahead of their time in the 1970s, yet sound so horribly dated (and therefore suck so bad) in the 1980s and 90s? Serious questions, yo, serious issues.
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Grinderman last night - fucking amazing
elvisfuckingchrist:
Probably the best gig I’ve been to all year. Possibly one of the best I’ve ever been to. Front and centre for the whole gig too. I’m telling you, you haven’t lived until you’ve had Nick Cave towering over you, screaming and thrusting his crotch at your face.
This needed reblogging, because I would usually say I’d write about it and never get around to actually doing...
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I don’t believe anybody can say they’re a true Ween fan unless they’ve experienced listening to The Pod (preferably on vinyl) terrifyingly loud, in near darkness. Substances optional, but this is a right of passage into maximum brownness.
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I have Strange Magic stuck in my head. If I was writing on my computer, I’d include a video. But I am not. #ELO